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shwagerr:

I follow back

"…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."

- Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl. (via expiry)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

idressmyselff:

The other day. 
Jumpsuit - never fully dressed

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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Anonymous:
you're the ugliest stripper I have ever seen I bet you don't even make that much money
Me:

fuckmestupid:

Oh god you caught me, I shouldn’t have even gone into work last night I made like no money because I’m so ugly